So long and thanks for all the fish
Over the next month, I’m going to save/download all the posts I feel are important and all of my COVID diary posts. Once that’s done, I’m closing this account and deleting this blog. It’s been a long,...
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Wow. Just…wow.
So I just finished watching the Baz Luhrmann “biopic” (well, I use that word very loosely, because it was as much fantasy as it was about the truth) Elvis and let me tell y’all, my ass was totally...
View ArticleNaNo prep 2022
Normally, I don’t do ANY prep for NaNoWriMo. I just sort of…go with it. And I almost never hit the 50K mark, like ever. This year I’m doing prep, because the novel that’s in my head which is currently...
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So I was accidentally molested by a small monkey
To celebrate my son’s graduation from high school, we took him on a fourteen-day Caribbean cruise, with stops in Roatan, Honduras, Belize City, Belize, Grand Cayman, Jamaica and Cozumel (twice). It...
View ArticleHow many more?
How many more times are we gonna say “Oh it’s fiiiine that gun stores are able to sell assault rifles.”? How many times are we going to blame mental illness or drugs or recent trauma for mass...
View ArticleAnother milestone met
So on Friday, May 20th, my son graduated from high school with approximately 1,000 of his closest friends and classmates. It was the final closing of a chapter which was fifteen years in the making....
View ArticleGo home. You’re drunk, Kenneth.
How did I know his name was Kenneth? He told everyone, loudly, proudly and very drunkenly while waving an oversized, ugly AF foam cowboy hat on Day 1 of the cruise. He also tried to hump the poor...
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Adding a little confusion to their day is always a good thing
So earlier this week on Valentine’s Day, Jenny Lawson (aka The Bloggess) wrote a post stating that if you wanted, you could leave your name (or the name of your choice to preserve your anonmity) and...
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Squats! ALL THE SQUATS! ALL THE TIME!
So, because my husband loves me and listens to me (sometimes LOL), he bought me Ring Fit Adventure for Valentine’s Day/our anniversary (23 years, y’all. That’s a long ass time and the haters who said...
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Just because it doesn’t have an official diagnosis, doesn’t mean it’s not real
I have an eating disorder. I don’t know that it has an actual name or that a doctor or dietician would say “You have this specific eating disorder.” I’m not anorexic, but if left to my own devices, I...
View ArticleStruggling
I’ve been trying to figure out how to write this for a while now, y’all. The reason I’ve more or less abandoned this blog is because I’ve sort of given up. Sometimes I go back and I read things I...
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I like big bags and I cannot lie
I like big bags. I ain’t going to deny it. Way, way back in the day, pre-kiddo, I used to carry smallish purses and I was OK with it. But then I got pregnant and at my baby shower, somebody gave me...
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Karens being the Karenniest–Cruise Ship Karen
I had a different experience getting off (cruise ship name redacted) yesterday. First day or two a little lax but after that announcements about every hour. I had my mask under my nose with mouth...
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Karens being the Karenniest Karen–Paddle Board edition
Found this on one of my FB groups: Went on a paddleboarding date last night at the beach park and got a citation from a game warden for not wearing a freaking life vest!! I’ve been boarding here for...
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There’s a lot of stupid out there, y’all
(I did not write this. This rant was taken from one of the FB groups for my school district. My thoughts are in red, the author’s in black, just for clarity’s sake). At the beginning of the school...
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The fastest way to make a book nerd/ classic film nerd angry
OK, so the book nerd and the classic film nerd in me got a little salty this morning. The radio on my bus is jacked up and only gets 2 stations–KISS Fm and a Tejano station. This morning, Kelly...
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Sssh…don’t tell, it’s a secret for our anniversary!!!
So, in this house, we do geek. We travel to Middle Earth and back again as well as to galaxies far, far away in search of dragons, one ring and a sandwich. We know that time is a wibbley wobbly sort...
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There was an attempt–galaxy edition
Do a galaxy, they said. It’ll be FUN, they said. I present to you…the Hot Mess Galaxy.
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Oh dear…I offended someone on Facebook.
Oh dear…I offended someone on Facebook because I said I am totally OK with cruise lines requiring face coverings for everyone (staff and passengers alike) while onboard ship. I am also OK with cruise...
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This one isn’t all bad
These Totoros have seen some shit they can’t unsee and it makes me laugh.
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