Goddamned mother fucking son of a motherless goat sucking whore bitch!
There are really no words to express how pissed off I am right now. The CDC has extended the no sail order and we are NOT sailing out at the end of December and I am PISSED AS FUCKIING HELL!!!
This year has been one big gigantic fucking DUMPSTER FIRE and I am SICK OF IT! I just wanted ONE thing, ONE TINY INSIGNIFICANT STUPID THING to go right. I wanted to sit on the deck of a ship, in a lounge chair, with my frozen fruity cocktail in hand and watch the goddamned ocean.
BUT I CAN’T DO THAT BECAUSE THE CDC HAS CONTINUED THE NO SAIL ORDER AND TAKEN IT AWAY FROM ME AGAIN AND I SERIOUSLY DOUBT ANY CRUISE SHIP WILL EVER SAIL OUT OF NORTH AMERICA AGAIN BECAUSE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK US RIGHT?
(This rant has been brought you by the CDC, COVID-19, Donald “It’ll Go Away In The Summer. Poof. It’ll just…disappear.” Trump and the Carnival Cruise Line corporation.)