English #1!!!

I am a terrible person…who also happens to be a grammar nerd.
Saw a post on NextDoor that was titled “Keep an eye out of your kid.”
And I thought, “I hope you mean keep an eye out FOR your kid. If you keep an eye out OF your kid, that means you either want them to have a pirate eye patch or you just don’t want them ingesting other people’s eyes period. Or possibly ingesting corpse eyes, which would be both gross and mean that you’re hanging out at the wrong restaurant entirely.”