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Dear Yoga People
It’s not that I don’t want to go to these super awesome retreats and stuff, but A)I can’t afford to drop that kind of cash to fly out for a week to wherever the hell they’re holding these fancy ass...
View ArticleIt was a total disaster
So yesterday, I had my first ever appointment with a rheumatologist. Her nurse (or PA or whatever she was) was super cool, but the doctor herself? Not so much. She was super dismissive and judgey,...
View ArticleEnglish #1!!!
I am a terrible person…who also happens to be a grammar nerd. Saw a post on NextDoor that was titled “Keep an eye out of your kid.” And I thought, “I hope you mean keep an eye out FOR your kid. If you...
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This is basically how it happens all the time
Some people are blessed with veins that are the size of PVC pipes and they bleed like stuck pigs every time you stab them with needles when they need blood work done. This is actually kind of what you...
View ArticleAnxiety plus Pain=SO MUCH FUN!! (Not Really)
I am so sore right now. My ankle feels as if it’s been battered by a Louisville slugger, Son has been a grumpy sourpuss all freaking day and I’m in a bit of an anxiety spiral about what to do if the...
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Another freaky edition to the family
I really really REALLY should not be allowed to craft after midnight. Because this kind of thing is what happens when I do. I was trying to follow the pattern for Jen’s Hugamonster but for some reason,...
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I kinda couldn’t help myself
Kinda tempted to call him Moonage Daydream since that’s the song that’s been stuck in my head for like..IDK..DAYS now. I was going to give him hair, but then I realized how much I HATE doing hair. So I...
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I will not be shamed for not even lifting, brah
Youcanbefitwithoutweightlifting. And there is no shame in not being into weight lifting if it’s not your bag. There are other ways to get into a shape that isn’t round without weight lifting. Because I...
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I was right and she was wrong but I won’t see the “I was right” song.
So the bloodwork results came back and guess what? I have frigging RA. Seronegative RA and possibly psoriatic arthritis without the psoriasis (which apparently is a thing, I guess) but she wants to...
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The Adventures of George and Moonie
I don’t know how to write a book. Not a children’s book. Not a teen book. Not an adult book. But looking at these guys, it’d be hard to not want to come up with a story about their friendship. I mean,...
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This is kind of why I love my work Secret Santa
Ever since we got back from Thanksgiving break, she’s been keeping me supplied with Diet Dr. Pepper and Heath bars on the reg. Today (which was our final day before Christmas break started and our...
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Broken: Fast Furniture
There is a Netflix documentary series called “Broken”. One of the episodes, which I watched a couple days ago now focuses on what they call ‘fast furniture’. ‘Fast furniture’ is like any other ‘fast’...
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View ArticleUntitled because I can’t think of a title right now
I was going to write something, but then I took it back. Because that is something you can do on the internet..delete and revise and rewrite. I… Read more "Untitled because I can’t think of a title...
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Ali Express Yarn Review
Well, after nearly two months and me almost forgetting I’d ordered it, my yarn from Ali Express is here. It’s a 4 weight (medium) 100% acrylic that weighs approximately 45 grams. I don’t know how many...
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I have 10 minutes to decide
I have 10 minutes to decide whether or not I’m calling in sick today. I’m not sick but there was..an incident..at work yesterday. I don’t want to get into it, let’s just say it was bad and there was...
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Thanks a LOT, Climate Change
If you don’t believe climate change is real, move to Texas. You’ll be a believer. Our weather has always been nuts, but it seems like every year it just gets worse. The Weather: OMG I can’t make up my...
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I think I’m alone now (and there doesn’t seem to be anyone ah-rah-hound)
Autocorrect tried to correct it to “arrow-hound”. I’m not even sure what an arrow-hound is. According to Google, this is an arrow-hound. IDK. I was thinking some kind of hunting dog, like a dog that...
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Work In Progress–Baby Sea Turtles Blanket
I’m using a ‘lazy waves’ stitch (similar to this one) to create my own version of a baby sea turtle blanket. I’m using a size J hook and I Love This Yarn 100% acrylic 4 (medium) weight yarn in the...
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Why I HATE Going To The Doctor’s: A Response to Dr. Mike’s “Wednesday...
Watch this first. Done? OK. I haven’t read the article or the blog mentioned in this video, but here’s my take on it just from having watched the video. It’s NOT just that going to the doctor or...
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