If you don’t believe climate change is real, move to Texas. You’ll be a believer. Our weather has always been nuts, but it seems like every year it just gets worse.
The Weather: OMG I can’t make up my miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind.
Me: For the love of Christ, PICK A SEASON DAMMIT.
The Weather: Um..I want ALL OF THEM! And I want them RIGHT NOW.
My hip: Fuck this…I can’t handle this back and forth bullshit. I quit.
Me: But..I NEED you.
My hip: Unh-uh.
Ow.
If I put any weight on it at all, I’m in instant agony. Work is going to be FUN today, I tell you what.
