I never knew how much I needed this
https://www.brother-usa.com/products/sdx230d A DISNEY CRICUT KNOCKOFF THINGAGUMMY! Oh My Lanta, y’all. If I had about $400 sitting around, this thing would be in my house RIGHT THE HECK… Read more "I...
View ArticleI refuse to let it defeat me
Teeny tiny stitches in black yarn that’s almost as fine as sewing thread with a tiny little hook? I can’t do it. It was giving me eyestrain.… Read more "I refuse to let it defeat me"
View ArticleI am sick of being brave and tough and strong
And I can’t say what I WANT to say, because it’s depressing. And full of curse words. Lots of them. ALL of them. But I am sore… Read more "I am sick of being brave and tough and strong"
View ArticleI get why they’re so expensive but…
Le sigh. I really want a pair of these running shoes. I mean, of COURSE I’m going to make do with my broken ass old shoes that… Read more "I get why they’re so expensive but…"
View ArticleIt’s the end of my blog as you know it
I’m leaving it up for the time being, but I probably won’t make any new posts. The whole thing with Dr. Asshole and the depression and anxiety… Read more "It’s the end of my blog as you know it"
View ArticleBad day
Had a panic attack at work, had to be sent home. Can’t talk about that (per work guidelines) though. Dr’s appt in an hour or so…don’t know… Read more "Bad day"
View ArticleESB–Emotional Support Book
Some people have emotional support animals. I have an emotional support book.
View ArticleI’m so mean
Robodialer: You’re eligible to (whatever…I wasn’t paying attention). Press 1 now to speak to a live operator! Me: *presses 1* Live Operator: You pressed 1 to speak… Read more "I’m so mean"
View ArticleHappy Halloween
I was gonna go as a VSCO girl, but I couldn’t find a pair of overalls. So I’m going as a Crazy Cat Lady. (Not pictures: Glittery… Read more "Happy Halloween"
View ArticleApparently I can time travel and never knew it
Robodialer: Thank you for pressing one, this is (some name). Would you like to learn how to lower your credit card interest rate today? Me: Can you… Read more "Apparently I can time travel and never...
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I just bought WHAT? Aliexpress Yarn Review
So last night I couldn’t help myself. I mean…cotton yarn from China that cost me less than two bucks and free shipping? I mean..who turns THAT down? So in a few weeks (as soon as December 5th,...
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Ow.
I don’t know what the heck I did but yesterday, while I was making dinner, I noticed that the back of my shoulder REALLY hurt. It seems like to me (the non-doctor) that my muscle might possibly be in...
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Sir Mix-A-Lot, I am so sorry
Actually, not so much really. Because I like big shawls and I cannot lie. You other hookers can’t deny when a girl walks in with an itty bitty hook and a big shawl in your face you get sprung. I...
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Book Series Review–Disney Villains by Sarah Valentino
photo courtesy of TheWireReview.com I love to read and lord knows I love a bad guy almost as much (if not more) than a good guy. Particularly if it’s a Disney bad guy/girl. So when I happened upon this...
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Autism Logic Strikes Again: Totally warranted Gibbs smack edition
Son: So yesterday, I got a disciplinary warning and… Me: Wait..back up. YOU got a disciplinary warning? This is my kid, who’s been in trouble TWICE the entire time he’s ever been in school–that one...
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This is what it’s like in my head ALL THE TIME
Yoga Teacher (YT): Welcome to this morning’s yoga class. Please take a few moments to sit on your mat and center yourself before we get started. Shit. Ow. Please don’t be derpy today, right hip. That...
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Because my brain is like an elephant’s, apparently
In that it never, EVER forgets. There was a new girl in barre’ class on Monday. After class, as I was walking down the hall towards the stairs to go out to the parking lot, she leaned over and...
View ArticleThis shouldn’t be happening
I’m sitting here shivering like it’s freezing in here, even though I’m dressed appropriately (tee-shirt and fleece lined leggings) and the house is an appropriate temperature (about 75 degrees). But I...
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Bye, bye, Miss American Pie
One of the things I did Saturday, after I mostly stopped feeling shitty, was go through my YouTube subscriptions and unsubscribe from every single one that might be “child-attractive”. Chances are,...
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Because a pitcher of margaritas is socially unacceptable at 9 am
It has not been the best of days. Having a teenager, let alone one with special needs, can sometimes be VERY trying. The morning started off kinda wonky this morning when I woke up at 5:30 (my alarm...
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