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Quarantine Day 12–I miss milk
I’m not a big milk drinker, because I’m somewhat lactose intolerant, but I do take milk in my coffee or sometimes fancy ass flavored creamer, if I’m out somewhere and I have a choice between regular...
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Quarantine Day 15–Booger sugar and other fun euphemisms
Apparently, cocaine is also called ‘booger sugar”. Because I’ve been up for almost 5 hrs, unable to sleep, I found this a LOT funnier than I probably should have. I mean, I laughed at that almost as...
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Quarantine Day 17–I am more amused by this than I should be
So an ad for this Sephora product showed up on the side of my Facebook feed and I have to admit, I laughed a LOT harder at this than I should have. Because I am totally 12 years old. Also, per our...
View ArticleQuarantine day 20–Panic Attacks and Netflix
I forgot to take one of my meds yesterday, which resulted in me having a low-grade panic attack all day that turned into a full blown hardcore panic attack at 10 pm last night. I was so exhausted but I...
View ArticleQuarantine Day 22–So exhausted
You’d think that because I was staying at home, as ordered, lying in bed all day I would’t be exhausted as much as I am. But I am literally so exhausted I can barely move. I don’t know if it’s because...
View ArticleQuarantine Day 24–All the deals I cannot have
Dear Old Navy, I wish I could quit you. I wish I could bring myself to unsubscribe to whatever list I got on because you’re sending me multiple emails a day about all the deals I should be taking...
View ArticleQuarantine Day 26–There are times to party. This is not one of them.
I’m tempted to call the non emergency police number on my stupid neighbors. I don’t KNOW that they’re having a party, but I can feel the bass from that weird Tejano-heavy metal music they like to blast...
View ArticleQuarantine Day 29–You’d think I’d know better at this point
We planned, back in January, to have these contractor people come out and completely renovate our master bathroom. They’re coming out on Wednesday and in order to make it easier for them to get into...
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Quarantine Day 32–Welcome to the jungle
I’m seriously thinking about bringing back You Can’t Fix Stupid Fridays. Because there is so much stupid going on right now that it’s just unbelievable. Like this, from the perpetually BS spouting Dr....
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Quarantine Day 34–If he only knew then what we know now
So, like the entire world right now, I’ve been watching a LOT of television. HBO recently dropped this “HBO on Hulu” thing, where there’s some content that was previously only available on HBO...
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Quarantine Day 36–I have fingernails!
I mean, I’ve ALWAYS had them, but working in food service, we weren’t allowed to have them long. Like, if you could look at the palm of your hand and see the tips of your nails over the tips of your...
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Quarantine Day 40–You Can’t Fix Stupid Friday–Huffing Clorox because the...
Trump Spitballs COVID-19 Remedies in Briefing: ‘Inject Disinfectant’ or ‘Hit the Body With Tremendous Light’ Y’all, I can’t even. After he suggested hydroxychloriquine might possibly be one answer to...
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I suck at anatomy
Also, I forgot to give her eye sockets. But oh well…it still turned out sorta OK. I used a clipped image (I forget what they’re called) I found on the internet, printed it out cut out the parts around...
View ArticleQuarantine Day 43–YASSS! I get to review A BOOK!!
I can’t say which one right now, but as soon as I review it, I will post a review here. All I can say is I am SUPER excited to get to review it. I’m in the middle of trying to read a book that seems to...
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Quarantine Day 46–Quentin Tarantino I am not
I’m not a big drinker, but seriously…after today, I might consider it. So one of the assignments that came in this morning for my son was an assignment from his tech theater teacher. He wanted the...
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Quarantine Day 50–It may be a first world problem, but I’m still sad-angry....
Ok…so I get that having my vacation cancelled due to COVID-19 is TOTALLY a first world problem. But it’ll be the THIRD vacation this year that’s been cancelled by this damn virus and I’m really kind of...
View ArticleBook Review–The Last Book On the Left
Ok, so I love true crime. I’m a bit of a true crime junkie and one of my favorite podcasts over the last few years has been The Last Podcast On The Left. Well, Marcus, Ben and Henry decided to write a...
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Quarantine Day 61??? Maybe?
Anyway….I’m feeling kind of like this right now: Because as of June 1, the gym is reopening!!! There were a few people on the gym’s FB announcement who were like, “Y’all CAN open on May 18. But you...
View ArticleQuarantine day 64–I’m FREEEE!
I went and got my stuff from my work locker today and turned in my key fob. The person at the front desk (couldn’t tell who it was, due to the mask) asked why I was turning it in as they are just going...
View ArticleQuarantine Day 65–I AM SO SICK OF THIS SHIT
I am literally so frustrated and pissed off right now I can’t even. I’m like trying not to angry-cry because I am so frustrated. One of the things I look forward to every year is when May rolls...
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